insurance agents
my mom is talking to an insurance agent rn (ˉ﹃ˉ) last time he came over, he brought some delicious mochi-pancake things. i liked the chocolate ones. he made some snide comment about girls liking the matcha flavour more, but the matcha flavour was a bore! (actually, it tasted horribly artificial. you could just seee the plastic in the way it oozed) anyway, she's asking him about life insurance. life insurance is the kind of contract that gives you money after you die. well, they don't give it to you, since you're already dead. they give it to your family! (so lonely people don't need it) the deal goes like this: pay 54k up front and IF YOU DIE, we'll give you 500k (and by that we mean we'll give your FAMILY 500k). i don't know, it seems too good to be true, like an almost 10x profit just because i die? nooo, how do you make money if you're so generous? i bet it's because there are some TERMS AND CONDITIONS when it comes to recieving your 500k.